Chartstorming – The Banana Sessions for the Top 40?!

THE BANANA SESSIONS FOR PRIME MINISTER

Ladies and gentleman, your attention please…

I don’t know if you’re aware of the hip, hop and happening goings on at the moment but another Facebook group phenomenon has arisen, which is pretty much on the same shelf as the ‘Rage Against The Machine for Christmas No.1’ banter. So if you liked that, then this may well be your cup of tea.

A man named Wes White has started a brand spanking new group called ‘Storm The Charts’ – the aim of which is to get as many unsigned acts into the top 40 as humanly possible. Around 500 bands entered, which was then whittled down to a final 40. And lo and behold, we made it into the final 40 after being picked by a guest panellist called Steve Henwood, who very luckily for us, is involved with bookings for Glastonbury. Happy days, I hear you say.

So, that brings us to the here and now – the point at which or lovely, beautiful, legendary fans can do their bit. The final 40 songs have been uploaded to iTunes under this link: http://bit.ly/stormitunes. Show us some love and buy our track ‘Jukebox’ and help us out on our mission for making this year, The Year of the Banana. We, The Banana Sessions, salute you and offer high fives all round.

Please note, after all this has blown over, our next mission is to eliminate David Cameron and take his place at 10 Downing Street, forming a five-way coalition government that will insist on copious amounts of tea, encourage your children towards the essential consumption of their 5-a-day, and most importantly, demand free Buckfast for the masses. Stay tuned. And buy our tune. Cheers.